It doesn't involve dressing as a badger
What with Perrie Edwards being busy with Little Mix and Zayn Malik having so many top secret One Direction hairstyle related meetings to keep up with, you might wonder how they manage to make time to see each other.
But long distance lovin' is no problem for Zerrie, who apparently keep their magical popstar relationship alive with the help of the internet.
Not like that you perv.
Talking to Seventeen about how they make thing work when they're both away so much, Pezza said: "We talk to each other every day either on the phone or on Skype. I think keeping each other updated on what's going on and having something to talk about is the main key.
"I always save my funny stories to tell him!"
While they have to make the most of their time together, there probably won't be a fancy Valentine's day outing for these two. Although it sounds like that's probably more to do with the fact that Perrie would much rather have a bag of chips on a park bench than have a man push in her chair in a fancy restaurant.
"When it comes to dates, I just like going to the cinema or having a night in," she said. "I can't stand fancy restaurant meals because I just get embarrassed because I'll get food all over myself.
"Things like bowling, shopping, or going to the park are less awkward."
We'd imagine dressing up as catwoman also goes in the less awkward category.
We love how down to earth you are Pezza, but can we just remind you that you're dating THE Zayn Malik? The least you could do is persuade him to rent you a flock of peacocks or the odd unicorn to frolic around you in this park of yours.
What do you think about all this?