Oh jeez, we thought this one was all boxed off.


Just when you thought Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were settled back into a happy relationship filled with backwards caps and not showering, more tales of LIES AND DECEPTION have surfaced, with Rupert Sanders, the director that Kristen cheated on Rob with, popping back up onto the scene.

Wow, this story is just the gift that keeps on giving, isn’t it?

Kristen Rupert

The story of Kristen’s cheating scandal reared its oh so ugly and weird head (we're still not over it) in the press again last week when it was announced that Rupert was officially divcording from his wife of ten years Liberty Ross, who originally seemed to be sticking with him despite the rather incriminating photos of him and K-Stew. And apparently, FOR SOME INSANE REASON, she's got back in contact with him.

Oh what a wonderful idea Kristen. That's just so great. It's up there with taking a bath with pirannahs and offering Niall Horan just one of your chips.

According to Heat magazine, Kristen reached out to Rupert after Rob left for Australia to start filming his latest movie. “Kristen was feeling low - the lowest she’s ever felt - when Rob flew to Australia. She doesn’t have a huge circle of friends. Rob was the closest person to her.”

Oh, this doesn’t sound good.

“So, when he left, she reached out to Rupert to see if he was OK, and suggested meeting for a coffee.”

Kristen Rob

WE ARE ROLLING OUR EYES AS WE TYPE. Kristen, is there a brain in that beautiful head of yours? Sigh.

“It seemed like Kristen was just blindly trying to do something to ease her pain. When Rob found out she’d contacted Rupert through a mutual friend, he was upset Kristen would even go there.”

Well, we don’t blame him really.

“He wasn’t jealous. He was just incredulous.” Big word alert. We've looked it up and it means he couldnt believe it. We're such an educational resource.

We’re sceptical of this one. Kristen is a clever lass, and this might be the stupidest thing we’ve ever heard of a girl doing. SO, let’s give her the benefit of the doubt, shall we? 
Do you reckon Kristen gave Rupert a call when Rob left?

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