Appaz there was no sparkle in his eye
Whether you just can't understand whatever that brief thing between One Direction's Harry Styles and Taylor Swift was all about, or are still pant-wettingly desperate to get to the bottom of things, Hazza's LA tattoo artist has popped up to give his opinion on the subject and he reckons they were never really in love in the first place.
*Cue dramatic music*
If ever there was anyone we were going to pour the deepest workings of our lovelorn heart to, there would probably be a whole list of people including or mum, cat, best friend and next door neighbour's milkman before we got around to asking our tattooist's advice.
But Hazlan does spend an awful lot of time having needles full of ink pierced into his baby bottom soft skin and apparently this qualifies his tattooist to have an opinion on the subject.
Speaking to The Daily Star about the time he and Swifty dropped in, LA tattooist Freddy Negrete said: "Harry and Taylor didn't seem in love at all. There wasn't a sparkle in Harry's eye."
Continuing with the blabbing, he added: "They seemed more like friends. Harry wasnt in love and it wasn't serious for him. They weren't romantic at all.
"He was just casual - they weren't staring into each other's eyes. Taylor came towards the end of his ship tattoo and sat with him but there was nothing magical going on."
Erm, you know this isn't a Disney film, right Freddy?
Either way, we all know the only person who knows the real deal is Harry himself, and probably foxy Anne Coxy, but what do you think about this?
We'd rather just look at vintage videos of Harry dancing to be honest...