This stuff writes itself


We're still not quite over the fact that Ed Sheeran almost IMPALED Taylor Swift with his sword - and it seems that, contrary to the title of their duet, NOTHING has changed. 'Cause she's been yapping on about The Ginger One's weapon once again. And apparently he likes to come into her dressing room "waving it," "get it out on the plane" and everything. Ooh er.

Yep, TayTay's been spilling all about what really goes on behind-the-scenes on her Red tour - which apparently involves a *lot* of sword-related shenanigans.

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Chatting to MTV News about Eddy's weapon, The Swizzlestick said: “He got this sword...he went to New Zealand and got this sword. The actual Peter Jackson gave him a sword from a Lord of the Rings movie, and he was obsessed with it to the point where like he would come into by dressing room waving it and then just leave."

OH RIGHT OKAY.

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TayTay continued: “Or he'd just get it out on the plane and everybody is like, we don't know if that's OK on a plane. It's a weapon, but it's a medieval weapon [so] we don't know, I don't know." We wouldn't question if if we were you, Taylz. He can get is weapon out wherever he likes for us.

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