Look away now if you don't want to know what's happening in Soapsville this week...

Because it did so ruddy well at the Inside Soap Awards on Monday night, we'll kick off with the all conquering Eastenders.

Right. So. The love triangle has picked up a bit of speed this week. On Tuesday we saw Max offer Callum £1000 to 'disappear'. Cal then threw the cheque in Bradley's face. Well, Brad's not a happy bunny that his dad has been meddling into his affairs. Again. (Incidentally, does anyone know what Max actually does for a job? He seems to have a bottomless pit of money...)

Stacey dumps Bradley on Thursday after he finds contraceptive pills in her bag and confronts her about Callum. Poor Bradley asks if he'll ever be good enough for her and Stacey admits she just doesn't love him enough. Then she hotfoots it over to Callum. Hmmm...something tells us that he's the kind of guy that's more into the chase...

Bradley's gutted. Obvs. And blames his rubbish dad for everything. In fact, so angry is Branning Jr, he pays his dad a visit. And floors him, wishing him dead. Gulp.

More on Easties next...