Where do we even begin?
Just when you thought Perez Hilton's outfit choices couldn't get any weirder, he's gone and made quite the style statement, channelling Madonna and dressing up in a cone bra, fishnets and a load of lippy to celebrate his birthday at a party in New York.
If you thought those days when you wake up and your only knickers left are the ones where the elastic has gone in the leg were bad, take a moment for Perez, who ended up in this rather out there outfit for his 36th birthday. Hitting the red carpet for the bash, he had a pose in the rather revealing number that's inspired my Madge's 1990 Blonde Ambition tour.
There's a whole lot going on with this one that we just don't understand, but the one thing that strikes us most about it is just how much of a pain in the arse it must have been to go for a wee in.
To be perfectly honest, we're not totally sure this is one we'll be asking to borrow, but whadda ya reckon? Think it's a winner or one destined for the recyling bin?