But not for too long though you hurt ours eyes,
So we know that we’ve already given you coverage of one attention seeking tart this week (ahem Charley Uchea) but today the costume that Jordan has been parading around in is just too god awful for us not to show you.
The booby girl is launching the Katie Price Boutique iPod range, (sorry what? An iPod range you say? Oh yes because you want to carry on making wonderful not wasteful contributions to music) and decided to dress up as a we-don’t-know-what to promote it.
Take a look.
So what have we got here then? Ah yes, skin tight silver pvc, matching boots (‘cause you know, otherwise it would look tacky), sequins, hearts, tassels, and an iPod headdress with matching earrings. Very nice.
And no you’re right, that doesn’t look the least bit crap, weird and oddly pathetic. Not one bit.
Now, we’re not insinuating that Mrs Reid (how many names does this woman have?) is wearing the monstrosity because she actually think she looks good, it’s just that we can’t get our heads around why she is so desperate to generate publicity by wearing something so hideous.
And the other thing is she's a mum - imagine if you're mum wore that. Go on imagine. Made you cry a little bit? Us too.
Oh the mind of Katie Price… that must be spacious.
Are you getting sick of Jordan’s shameless stabs at publicity, or is she the kind of person you love to hate? Comments please!