No. Because they belong to Ben Barnes. But these definitely win second place.
Actually that's a lie. We wouldn't snog these if you paid us to. Since they're made of PLASTIC. And it would be a bit like that time that we pulled Ken and then Barbie got jealous and hit us with her fairy wand. I.e. Humiliating. And painful.
Nevertheless, we do kinda love the lip-themed accessories popping up all over the place at the moment. Agyness Deyn, Alexa Chung and Katy Perry are all prancing around waving their Lulu Guinness handbags in the air. And last time we checked, Victoria Beckham was still pouting. Which kind of counts.
The coveted Lulu Guiness handbag. Coming in at a whopping £300 pounds and fiftyfoot waiting list. Ouch.
We're not up for blowing a year's worth of pocket money on something we're only going to leave accidentally on the bus. But we are up for buying knock off versions of things that we might leave on the bus. Like these ones we've just plucked off the high street (/hunted around on the internet for for over an hour).
Or, if you're more interested in CANDY than ARMS (see what we did there?), stock of some of these olde worlde sweets.
What do you think? Loony for lips? Comments below please!