How do we make this go away?
There are many things in life that we don’t understand; what’s going on with the economy, quadratic equations and Frankie Cocozza’s eyebrows to name but a few; but none of these compare to the sheer lack of comprehension we have for what X Factor’s Amelia Lily thought was appropriate to wear yesterday.
Unfortunately the job we’re contacted to do means we have to write enough to fill a page, so we’re just going to blurt this out:
Ohdeargodwhatisthat? The clompy boots? The leggings with dogs on them? The faux fur pink coat? The bowtie? THEEEE BOOOWWWWTTTIIIIEEEE???!!!
Does Amelia not like having a pretty face or something, hence the need to distract us from it by dressing like a clown’s wife?
(Yes ‘clown’s wife’, we just made that up, when we read back we probably won’t be sure of exactly what we meant with this reference, but at time of writing it made perfect sense.)
So er, yeah, tell us what you think of the look here, hopefully you’ll be more articulate than us. Please don’t steal our jobs.