Ladies, are you rebelling against being attractive or summat?

Rita Ora and Rihanna are actual bang tidy personified. Seriously, our boyfriends remind us enough.

So why oh why oh why oh why oh WHY do they both insist on being worst dressed repeat offenders? We just don’t understand.

Take a look at these two outfits of awfulness and tell us who made the biggest disaster.

Rita Ora

Rita opted to wear a matching PVC skirt and crop top this week with a flame design. Maybe the flames signified how the outfit should be burned after wearing? We don’t know. It definitely doesn’t look like the kind of thing you’d want to sweat in though.

She teamed the look up with some black trainers, gold chunky jewellery and quirky sunglasses, all of which we think are pretty cool actually. Shame.