Erm, so this is different.


We suppose that sometimes it can be difficult to continuously come up with fresh and new ideas for shirts, so when inspiration is running low, might as well whack a penis on one. Isn’t that right ASOS?

We’re not sure of this is by accident or if someone thought “I know, let’s make girls go around with willies hanging from their necks”, but this ‘ASOS Blouse with Contrast Lining’ looks like it’s doing just that.

“Directional, exciting and diverse, the ASOS Collection makes and breaks the fashion rules,” the website promises. Yes, we suppose wearing a penis does break quite a few rules.

What do you think, are you seeing penises, or do we just need to grow up and wash our eyes out?

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