Good. Keeping Up With Hendall doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
Ever since Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner were photographed together for the first time, the question on most lips - after 'how are we supposed to Hendall this?, of course - has been 'WILL HE APPEAR ON KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS?'
Oh yes - it's no secret that Kendall and her family don't really understand the concept of 'private' lives, and cameras regularly follow them around to capture all sorts of intimate moments for their reality show KUWTK.
However, it appears that hairy love-bot Harry isn't so keen on seeing his life played out on TV - and has apparenly refused to allow telly cameras to film any of his dates with Kendall.
A source told E! News that Harreh and Kendall are "just enjoying getting to know each other. They’ve been having fun."
And according to ET, the programme's producer wanted to film the pair together in LA and New York, but Harry replied with a big fat no, allegedly insisting that his dates with Ms Jenner are "personal, not professional."
"Harry has told Kendall that he will not appear on ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ under any circumstances," said a source. "Harry does not want his love life played out across the world on TV."
This isn't the first time a Kardashian love interest has been reluctant to appear on the show - Kanye West apparently resisted being shown when he first started dating Kim, and is said to have banned daughter North from being featured.
One person Hazlan's decision may not go down well with is Kendall's momager Kris Jenner, who we imagine sees dollar signs scrawled all over the One Direction star's face whenever she sees him.
"Kris has a double interest." added the source. "Obviously she wants her daughter to have the best relationship with Harry but as the show’s Executive Producer, knows how much of a draw footage of the pair could be. Naturally, the producers want Harry on camera.’
Gahd, we imagine she's weeping into a wad of money as we speak. Unless this is all complete BS of course. What do you reckon?