Nice try Russ, but the Katy Perry's smooch with Cheryl Cole was way hotter.
The long-haired yoga-phile - who was wearing enough beaded necklaces to open a shop - sat down for a chat about his new film Rock of Ages with our Graham, and seemed to enjoy being sandwiched between the two lovely ladies. Scoundrel.
Emily Blunt - who is starring in The Five Year Engagement with The Muppets actor Jason Segal - was looking F-I-N-E in a long-sleeved smock dress, while ‘New York’ singer Paloma defied gravity with her sculpted barnet
Russell obviously approved, he snuggled up to the pair for this cosy photo. Look his head is leaning towards Emily. THAT TOTES MEANS HE FANCIES HER. Right? No? Ok then.
They did however, take part in what looks like a staring contest.
Sheesh, we feel like we're interrupting a date or something. Sort of.
Tune in to Graham Norton tonight BBC1, 10.35pm to see what the hell went down.