Let’s see how many quotes we can fit in one article.
Chatting at the SAG Awards in LA at the weekend, comedy queen Tina Fey revealed that her latest creative project is to turn the greatest film of the last 50 years, Mean Girls, into a musical. Well, that is just so fetch.
OMG DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR WORK. Oh soz, we meant Tina Fey.
According to The Sun, Tina explained that the Broadway version of the movie was a definite possibility in the near future. "I'm trying to develop it, actually, with my husband, who does all the music for 30 Rock . And I think Paramount's onboard."
And chatting back in 2007, she admitted that "I thought the movie in some ways mostly appealed to young girls and gay men, and I feel like that could be a recipe for success on Broadway."
Could this finally be the project that drags Lindsay Lohan back from the crack-filled Hollywood gutters the and hiding in Max George's wardrobe, to her rightful position of smelling like a baby prostitute?
‘Say crack again. CRACK.’
Nice wig Li-Lo, what’s it made of? YOUR MOM’S CHEST HAIR.
We can only imagine the musical delights that would be penned by Miss Fey for the occasion. We’re thinking an up-tempo number called ‘Why are you so obsessed with me?”, a jazzy mover “I did not leave the South Side for this”, and a particularly moving ballad of ‘None for Gretchen Weiners, bye.”
OH GOD THIS GAME IS SO FUN. Would you like to see the musical version of Mean Girls?