Gahd we love Alan
The new series of Alan Carr: Chatty Man continues on Channel 4 tonight (HOORAY) and our fave speccy host is joined by none other than Miley Cyrus on his rather snazzy sofa.
Now, we don't know if you've noticed, but Miley has been in the news a fair bit lately due to foam fingering, naked swinging and other such antics - so we imagine Alan didn't even know where to begin when it came to quizzing her on her high profile life.
Luckily he's a bit of a pro when it comes to getting slebs to talk, and Miley can be seen opening up about that VMA performance, not fancying Robin Thicke and all manner of things in the episode that airs tonight at 10pm.
HOWEVAH - if you can't wait until then you're in luck, because we've got our grubby mitts on two preview clips to tide you over until the actual show.
First, let's watch Miley responding to the accusations hurled at her by the inventor of foam fingers - who claimed that she: “she took an honourable icon that is seen in sporting venues everywhere and degraded it". Teehee.
Lovely. Next up is the Wrecking Ball singer having a chat about her recent trip to Amsterdam - where she was snapped leaving one of the cities notorious 'coffee shops' which sell, well, certain substances that really aint caffiene based.
Alan also asked Miley about her already infamous VMA performance with Robin Thicke - opening with the query: "You were grinding up against Robin Thick; did you notice him getting thicker? Was Robin throbbing?"
HA. Miley replied: "Well… I think that’s a no! He’s got a kid; that ruins everything for me. I mean no offense to Dads, I get the whole DILF thing, but it’s just not for me."
We're not going to lie, we're slightly relieved. What do you make of Miley's comments - and will you be tuning in tonight?