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Scapers, we have some bad news. The time of spending all day finding the best goss on Sugarscape, eating ice-cream for breakfast, and honestly believing 11am is an early morning are over. Yes, it's back to school time (don't hate us, we don't make the timetable).

But if you reckon you're not looking forward to the new term, rest assured that you're in good company. 'Cause these rather amazing celebs have hated on school a bit in their time too. And look how they turned out. In your face, school...

Miley Cyrus

How can anyone be mean to Miles? Turns out they were though, with our fave singer telling us about an anti-Miley club at her school that "took it beyond normal bullying. These were big, tough girls. I was scrawny and short. They were fully capable of doing me bodily harm." Something tells us they regret that these days...

Dappy N-Dubz

Dappy actually left school at 15, after an unbringing where "Lots of the kids I saw got into drugs or fights". Luckily music kept him on the straight and narrow, and he went back to college and later got an A* in his English GCSE.

Kelly Rowland

Despite being one of the coolest people ever (and Beyonce's cousin. Kudos) Kelly still felt insecure at her school. "Growing up, I had an identity crisis. I went to a school that was predominantly white and I was the only black girl there. I remember thinking I don't want to be as dark as I am, I want to be a little fairer. I didn't want to be me, and that was a problem." We're glad Kelly's more confident and happy these days.

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