If you love yourself some Cullen, you NEED this book

If we're honest, there's nothing we like better than idling our days away imagining a new version of <Twilight> - one where Edward Cullen sees the light, drops that annoying Bella girl, and flies off into the night with us, only stopping briefly to vampire us up en route. SO when we heard about ace new book 'How to Catch and Keep a Vampire: A Step-by-Step Guide' (Sellers, £9.99) we were VERY excited.

Out next month (23rd October to be precise), the book has all manner of useful info on why vampires are so attractive, how come normal people fall for these  sinister beings and most importantly, how a mortal-vampire relationship can be achieved and conducted successfully. Which is going to make our <New Twilight> fantasies work out EVEN better.

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Sigh. *drifts into sweet thoughts of Edward Cullen*

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