We want your hilarious pictures, stories and general brilliance!

We're putting together a brand new and exciting section of the mag which is all about YOU.  Yes YOU (not you).

So if you want to be an official, by-line sharing, contributor to Sugar magazine (WOO) then listen up.  Because we need your help.

YOUR PETS

We want pics of your pets. That's right, whether it's a dog, cat or iguana, we want you to send them in.  BUt here's the catch... we want to know which celeb they look like!

GRAFFITI

We've all seen amazingly funny drawings/poems/jokes on the wall of the toilet door when you're doing stuff we don't want to mention here.  And we want to hear about it.  In fact, take a camera in with you and get us a picture.  If anyone spots you, you might want to explain there are prizes involved.

YOUR SECRET LANGUAGE

When Sugar was at school we used to say, 'Unkshlict' to our friend Chris Allen, which meant 'boring', and used to make him crack up.  Yes, everyone else thought we were annoying, but at least we amused each other.  What secret/silly/made up words or phrases do you use?  And what do they mean?

FACEBOOK OVERSHARERS

Everyone has at least one friend who just has no Facebook boundaries.  You know the one... she's just updated her status and it says 'Jen is concerned about her BMs since she hasn't been to the toilet in a week'.  Lovely.  Or the couple who like to have massive arguments on their walls while you awkwardly look away from your newsfeed.  Whether it's cringey, irritating or just plain stupid, we want you to shame your oversharing mates.  If you can sort us our with a screen grab of the offending status/post, so much the better!

YOUR TOWN

There is a place in Northumberland called, 'Cockplay'.  We're not kidding.  Do you live in a stupidly named place?  If so, we want to hear from you.  And if your name is 'Allan' and you live in Allanstank (which is in Scotland), then we REALLY want to hear from you...

PICTURES

Did you have a hilariously stupid hair cut when you were little?  When we were three, our Mum literally put her mixing bowl (it was clean at least) on our head and cut round it.  We're not exaggerating when we say we looked like a younger Jim Carrey.  We want to see your hilariously bad childhood hair cuts please!

Come on lovely Sugarscapers, you must have at least some of this stuff?  So get sending your pics and tales to mystory@sugarscape.com then just back and wait for your name to appear in lights*

*There will be no lights, just paper.

And as a thank you, the very best contributions will get PRIZES.  How exciting is that?