Jordan singing songs down Pete's voicemail? Still not as embarrassing as this lot


Here's a game.

1. See if you recognise yourself in any of these tales of girl madness
2. Never admit it
3. Forget it ever happened

THE TEXT BOMBARDER...

"I properly fancied this lad so I got five of my mates to bombard him with texts saying "Will U go out with Claire???" A day later I got a phone call from his number, and got SO excited. Unfortunately it was his mum saying 'Can you stop txting me please! this is Luke’s old number'!!!"

THE LOVE LETTER WRITER...

"A few months ago I was mental about a lad from my English class so I wrote him him a love letter telling him how I thought he was really special and ‘the one’ (yeah alright, I got just a little carried away). But he wasn’t in that day and I forgot all about it. Until a month later, when the note fell out of my bag during English and his best mate picked it up and read it to the whole class. I have never felt more embarrassed in my ENTIRE life."

THE SLEEP WATCHER...

"My best mate has the fittest brother. I got so into him that I used to try and sleep over at her house just to be near him. I would try to sneak in his room while he was in bed just to watch him sleep. And it didn’t stop there. I memorised his school timetable and I wrote a whole book about him. I even stole my mate’s phone once and took down his number so I could secretly text him. But when my mate saw his face saved as my screensaver she told me to stop. I guess I did take it a tiny bit too far."

THE, ER, HYSTERICAL MADWOMAN...

"I was a bag of nerves during a first date with a fittie from school. So in my bid to impress, every time he’d crack a joke I’d  laugh really, really loudly making sure he knew I thought he was hi-lar-ious. I would even laugh when he wasn’t being very funny at all. But despite my efforts, my date ended up thinking I was a total weirdo and I never heard from him again."

THE ALTER EGO...

"I created a Facebook page pretending to be a really hot guy called 'James', then I started leaving flirty messages from 'James' on my own wall. I was convinced it would make the boy I fancied jealous and he'd end up falling over himself to ask me out. Um... he didn't. Flirt fail.

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