Pippa Middleton left behind...
The nation takes a gasp of surprise... what? WHAT? Pippa Middleton DIDN'T win 'Rear of the Year' award? But her bottom is all the papers and men have been talking about since she wore that figure-hugging bridesmaid dress at William and Kate's Royal Wedding. How can this be?
Well, Carol Vorderman and her sweet hindquarters have nabbed the award leaving Pippa and her lady lumps out in the cold.
They both look nice to us.
Apparently, Pippa did rack up a hefty number of votes but it's only been six weeks since the wedding. Whereas Carol Vorderman has been receiving votes for months and had amassed a huge number. You might say Carol's vote count was bottomless *laugh at own joke*.
Carol has always been known for her speedy arithmetic (on Countdown) and her elegant derriere but has attracted more attention this year after wearing a succession of tight fitting couture dresses.
Strictly Come Dancing star Anton Du Beke picked up Male Rear of the Year:
We're wondering how Pippa Middleton is feeling about all this. According to the Telegraph, when it came to the award Pippa had turned the other cheek, taking the view that she could do without it. It's hardly something royalty would want to be associated with.
Plus her bottom gets plently of coverage without the award...
According to Now magazine, Pippa might be signing a deal with fashion house Hudson Jeans.
Plus, the Pippa Middleton Ass Society, has 230,000 members and are planning a party on 9 Septemeber to celebrate her bottom.
So while Pippa didn't manage to clench the Rear of the Year Award things are still looking perky.
Carol Vorderman meanwhile says, "I always suspected there were a lot of people out there who were glad to see the back of me, so this has turned out to be very funny indeed."
What do you think about Pippa losing the award to Carol Vorderman? Reckon Pippa should have won? Or is the award just wrong? Can you believe there's going to a party for Pippa's behind?
Comments below please!