Oh how awful we felt downloading pictures of Pippa and Kate Middleton in full knowledge that we were gonna be using them in context of N-Dubz's Dappy's slightly sordid thoughts about them. Sorry ladies, please don't have any royal guards sent round to be-head us.
Dappy's about to release his first solo single No Regrets, and has included a lovely little bit about his regal thoughts;
"I’m a prince and yes Will get the crown,
Kate stays in my dungeon when her sister’s round."
Ooh the charmer.
He also goes on to compare himself to Kurt Cobain, in his usual sensitive, thoughtful, flowery wording.
"You know I feel your pain cos I dun been through it.
I’m Kurt Cobain but I just couldn’t do it."
If this was just all to get publicity for his first single then it's gone pretty well. The single's out on XXX, here's a li'l preview.
Sooo....yeah. That's new.