This is not, we repeat not, just an excuse to look at pictures of them.

Oh but it is, we can’t lie to you lot for more than an intro.

So here goes, two of the hottest boy bands around and one burning question: which is hotter? Are The Wanted’s rough and ready, drunken antic loving ways everything you need to get your pulse racing; or do One Direction’s cheeky baby faces and up to no good smirks make you say YES PUR-LEASE!

Let’s find out by putting them to a Lad War, BOSH!


Harry Styles - the only boy to inspire us to ditch the hair straighteners.

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