More Liam quotes than you can shake a spoon at...
In the hormone fuelled cacophony that is One Direction, Liam Payne is the voice of calm. The one who reins interviews away from the obscene, a mature voice in a sea of penis jokes – the dad if you will.
AND THAT’S WHY WE FRICKIN’ LOVE HIM.
So grab some biscuits and a cuppa, and kick back and enjoy some of our favourite things to come out of Mr Payne’s mouth.