Good grief, we can't imagine Liam Payne agreeing to this?
After all the hoo-hah in the press about The Wanted and One Direction, the lovely ladband have come forward and said that when the boybands' US chart battle is over, they want to take One Direction out on the lash and to a strip club for drinking competitions.
"Once this battle is over with One Direction we are going to take them for a drink, and we'll show them who can drink the most," Nathan Sykes told The People.
"We tend to start on beer and then go on to spirits. Then of course we will take the 1D boys to a strip club."
Oh, of course.
"I would love to see their faces when we suggest that.
"'I think it's highly unlikely they have ever been to one before."
Well, there's an interesting image. Do you think the One Direction boys would be keen? We imagine Harry would be all up for a visit to Frisky Over 50s.