Some bonding time for Rob and his enormous knickers
After spending the last few weeks seemingly hiding away from the world, Robert Pattinson has been all over everywhere during the last couple of days and even brought along his saggy pants to help him out with his latest Cosmopolis interviews in New York.
All smiles and suave suits, we'd started to think that Rob was not only coping rather well with the news that girlfriend Kristen Stewart has been cheating on him, but that he'd turned over a new leaf. By which we mean a well dressed leaf that is a whole world away from the beardy, baseball cap and tracksuit bottom wearing Rob that we've got used over the last year or so.
But apparently leopards don't change their spots that easily and despite looking generally quite well groomed, Rob was spotted with his pants hanging out the back of his trousers as he got into his car in New York yesterday.
We don't mean to sound like our grandma (although the idea of eating Victoria Sponge all day sounds pretty good), but nobody wants to see saggy tighty whities hanging out the back of your jeans. Something we'd stick by even if they are the pants that have spent all day cuddled up to Rob's arse.
Perhaps it's all symbolic of the lack of control he feels he has over his life now that Kristen has been sharing out the snogs with other guys. Then again, perhaps those pants have just lost all their elastic and he's too lazy to chuck them in the bin.
We know you are all moony-eyed and having some hard times Rob, but it's time to let go. Of the pants.
P.S. We are definitely not saying Rob isn't looking hot stuff, because he really is working the whole brokenhearted fittie thing to the MAX.