Let's hope both his kidneys were on fighting form
For someone who is yet to actually celebrate his birthday, Liam Payne has had an awful lot of parties, including a night out with all his pals at swanky London club Funky Buddha over the weekend.
Liam's pals were out in force and as well as girlfriend Danielle and Harry being in attendance, there were his lovely sisters, the divine Josh Devine and of course his part-lion, part-best friend Andy Samuels too.
We're not sure where Niall had got to when these snaps were being taken, but knowing his luck this was probably when he was hopping about being refused entry into the club by a bouncer who didn't seem to believe he was a popstar.
Having had three cakes to choose from, we think Captain Sensible might've got a bit pepped up on E numbers and forgetting his Daddy Directioner ways, even instigated a bit of a champagne fight.
Spraying his load all over his closest pals, Liam seemed to have the time of his life, re-enacting his favourite 'little boy dying for a wee' face and tweeting: "Had a few really busy but brilliant dayss .... 2 days to my birthdayyy wooowwww weeee :) ." [sic]
It's probably lucky Zayn didn't make it down - we can't imagine that dried champagne is among the very specialist list of products allowed to mingle with his hair do.
But what do you think of all this? Well jeal of all that partying?
Comments below please.