Yeah, we love a bit of hat-based innuendo.
You may have heard your parents raving on about Dallas, an American drama that ran for an incredible FOURTEEN series back in the 80s.
Well hold on to your rootin-tootin' cowboy hats people, because its back THIS WEEK, with a new hot young cast, awesome love triangle storyline and cliffhangers galore.
We sat down with the young stars of the show - Jesse Metcalfe & Julie Gonzalo, and Josh Henderson & Jordana Brewster for a chat about what we can expect from the revamp.
As well as playing 'who would you rather shag, Jesse or Josh?' in our heads (we never did decide) we also got in a few well serious questions about the show, before moving on to Texan slang, Josh's 'mee-maw' and who has the biggest stetson.
So, if you want to find out what 'slapping your pappy' means, and how Jordana feels about kissing two fit men FOR A JOB, you'd better watch the video below, hadn't you?
Oh, and then make sure you tune in for the first episode of Dallas on Channel 5 at 9pm on Wednesday 5th- we can't wait. What is it about hot men that makes the prospect of a night in front of the telly so appealing?
So, what do you think scapers - will you be watching?