Apparently, we can even be the ones to do the tattooing.
So, when we sat down for a chat with the footballer turned lifeguard turned popstar this morning, obviously there was only one thing on our mind. His bum.
We told Jake that Lucy Spraggan agreed to get a sugarscape tattoo on her boob if she wins the X Factor, and Jake was only too happy to make a similar promise - in fact he said that we could be the ones to tattoo his behind.
Sacre Bleu, we're not sure our hearts would cope with the strain.
To watch Jake talk about inking his bum, Robbie Hance drama - and whether a lifeguard could beat a popstar in a 'sexy love fight', have a looksie at the video below.
Yeah, we fancy him. Do you?