Let us transport you to a time of peace...
So it all seems to have kicked off between One Direction and The Wanted, and by that we mean Zayn Malik and Max George, with some supporting insults thrown in by Tom Parker and Louis Tomlinson. Sassy ‘ard bitches.
So far what we’ve been left with that Zayn is “cranky after bud” who “can’t take banter”; and Max is a “Chlamydia boy” who’s a bit of a “clown”.
We’re all a bit confused by it all and still trying to work out whether all the rowing and STIs are real, banter or just PR for that massive Madison Square Garden gig they’re both playing at next month.
While you lot try and work that out, take a look at a video that a Sugarscaper sent to us today of The Wanted and One Direction getting on and being friends. YES, FRIENDS.
Check out the video from when TW made their X Factor appearance, it involves lots of “WHEEEY” noises and massaging. We’re going to go as far to call it sexual.
Oh boys we think you all need to come into Sugarscape for a counselling session. They prove very successful, but do have to be done naked. Aint no thang.