We met the Jonas Brothers to see how ready they are for Britishness...


Sugar's very very excited because we're going to see the Jonas Brothers at the Islington Academy, London, tonight. Whoop!

So just to see how ready the boys are to impress Brit-side we tested them to see how British they really are. Here's how they did...

How do you know when the Queen is in her palace?

Kevin: The guards are on parade!

Nope

Kevin: Oh yeah, cause the guards are always out right? Errr... [thinking really hard]

Joe: [Clearly excited] I know i know, they put a flag out!

Kevin: Yeah like with a big gold crest on it.

1 point

 How do you make a cup of tea? ­

Joe: Oh this one is easy. First you put the tea bag in the teacup and pour hot water over it, and then you put sugar and milk and even honey if you like and mix it all together. Then you put the saucer underneath the cup leave it for about two minutes then hold your pinky out like so [demonstrates] and take a sip!

Impressive! 1 point

What fish do you normally have with fish and chips?

Kevin: Er swordfish? Haluibut? Monkfish?

Wrong, you need to think cheaper. We're not in Hollywood now boys!

Nick: Cod!

Joe: Oh and you have to have to with Tar-ta sauce don't you?

Tartare!

Joe: [Practicing] Tartare, tartare. Cool!

1 point

So now we're going to test your cockney rhyming slang:

What does Whistle and flute mean?

Joe: [clearly looking at Jacqui's notes] Suit.

[hiding notes] You looked at ournotes!

Joe: [bursting out laughing] Sorry!

Nil points!

How about 'apple and pears'?

Kevin: Bathing suit!

No...

Kevin: [Clearly not getting the rhyming part] Sweat suit!

Clue: it has to rhyme with Apple and Pears

Nick: [twigging] Ah! So hair, flair. Stairs?

Yes stairs. 1 point

And how about dog and bone?

Joe: Home? Phone?

Phone. Correct! 1 point.

Verdict: 5/6. Ok it's official The JB's know enough about British girls to be our next major crush. Woo! We bagsy Joe.