Who would have thought that we'd ever be so happy that Karate Kid was out on DVD?
Yesterday was just a normal day in the office; copious amounts of salt and vinegar crisps had been consumed, the array of herbal teas at been sampled and rejected in favour of hot chocolate and our phones were ringing off the hook.
It was a very ordinary, nothing special whatsoever day… until Lauren answered her phone for the 256th time.
“Hello,” a chirpy PR said down the line, “we’re on our way to your offices with Strike, the Karate duo from Britain’s Got Talent, to drop off some copies of Karate Kid on DVD. Fancy having some pictures taken with them?”
Lauren, remembering how utterly FIT Strike were and how this would definitely mean standing next to them, spluttered out her crisps and said “oh yeah, that would be nice.” She knows how to play it cool.
So the lovely, gorgeous Danny and Liam turned up at the office and stood next to an overexcited Lauren for this beautiful picture.
Shut up, there was no time to brush hair.
Then, in what we can only call a stroke of sheer genius, the PR said: “how about we get a photo of the boys topless?”
At this point Lauren inhaled heavily through her nose, raised her eyebrows and went a bit red, it was an attractive look. The rest is a blur, but we’re guessing from the photo that she said yes.
How deliciously, handsomely, wonderfully fit are they? They’re also incredibly sweet, polite and modest. Their mothers must be so proud.
Anyway, enough of our gushing, here’s the important info – Karate Kid starring Jayden Smith and Jackie Chan is out now on DVD and has cool extras including Justin Bieber’s Never say Never video that features Jayden.
Go buy it, or make someone buy it for you and cross your fingers that Strike will turn up at your house when you play it!
Love Karate Kid, think Strike are too fit? Comments please!