It's the battle of the boybanders...
So Sugarscapers, it's that time again when we take three of the fine male specimens that celebdom has to offer and pit them against each other in a battle for our affection. And this time we have been focusing our attention on good old boybanders. They're always cute.
Imagine this scenario, it's a lovely brisk January day (do lovely January days exist?) and you get a knock on the door. It's only bloody One Direction's Harry Styles, The Wanted's Tom Parker and McFly's Dougie Poynter. As you open your eyes after passing out (of course you fainted) you find yourself on the floor looking up at their beautiful faces. Harry tells you he only went on X Factor in the slight hope you would notice him, Dougie says that he doesn't care about Frankie Sandford as long as he can have you and Tom cries that he will be at an All Time Low if you turn him down.
So now comes the humungously difficult choice. Here's who we would pick (and we did, honestly, that exact scenario happened to us yesterday...)
We would snog Harry because why the hell wouldn't we? Obviously he would make lovely marriage material in the future (think of how good your kids hair would be?) but for now he is too young for all that settling down malarkey.
We would marry Dougie because we'd love to wake up to that face every morning. Plus he seems like a lovely guy who is ready to find the right lady (us). Could have been you Frankie.
And finally, with regret (who are we, Alan Sugar?), we would avoid Tom. It's fine though he knows how to recover from an all time low, he's sang a song about it and everything.
You're perfectly lovely Tom but the other two are just more our type. Sometimes that's all it comes down to we're afraid. Maybe if we got to know you we'd think differently. Like on a date perhaps? You know where to find us.
That's how we'd play it, how about you?