Send them over to us, we'll deal with them...
Whereas in our (unbiased) eyes One Direction can do no wrong, posh people running swanky health spas seem to think differently. Hmm.
According to the Sun, the boys were having a whale of a time in the club’s pool when they got asked to leave. No problem there right? Swimming is great, take out back stroke and swimming hats and you’re onto a winner.
Unfortunately though, said fun times involved the boy band dive bombing and making a hellava lot of noise which upset the posh members doing their lengths.
Er way to remind us you’re almost ten years younger than us, yeah boys?
The onslaught of disturbance carried on into the early hours and to the adjoining hotel the boys were staying in, when their fans found out where the fitties were hiding.
A source told the paper: "The fans were banging on doors at 3am. Unfortunately, most guests were businessmen staying in the hotel for a conference and they weren't best pleased."
No we can imagine not, but we’re sure if Niall had gone over and smoothed talked the blokes with his cheeky Irish charms they would have been laughing and asking for autographs in no time.
Would you like to dive bomb with One D? Hmmmm Harry in swimming trunks… Comments please!