Well this is exciting isn't it?
And we’d avoid Liam Payne.*
*Of course we wouldn’t avoid Liam, we’re not mentally unstable. Avoid means have a secret affair with him behind the rest of One D’s backs. Very romance novel and not at all slutty.
OK, so we realise we may have put our morals into question throughout this story and come across as the kind of girls our grandmas warned us about, but that’s what happens when you throw all of One Direction into the mix.
So who would you choose to do all of the above with? And you can’t marry all five of them. Unless you want a BBC Three documentary made about you.