Andres Velencoso is quite possibly the hottest man alive, and that's a fact...

You know what Kylie Minogue, you can keep your disco fabulousness, your sparkling charisma and your perfectly formed bum, because we don’t want any of that, nope none. We have tonnes already.

What we do begrudge is you having the hottest man in the entire world for your boyfriend, and will therefore do everything in our power to prise him from your tiny, manicured hands.

Sugarscapers, let’s take some time to marvel at the heart-stopping fitness that is Spain’s finest export, model and Minogue lover extraordinaire, Andres Velencoso.

Er Kylie can you at least smile love and show some appreciation for the god that is trailing behind you.

OK, who here has the power to make Andres the next James Bond?

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