Jeez, lighten up Rob!
OK so we know that Robert Pattinson is like, really intense and serious, we ALL get it.
So why does Bobster continually insist on trying to outdo both himself and Edward Cullen when it comes to extreme pretentiousness and “oh I’m so deep”-ness?
We just don’t know, Scapers we really don’t.
And never one to take a day off from sounding like he’s regurgitating some philosophy lecturer, Rob has decided to bang on about his view on life and relationships in an interview with Italian mag, Style.
Speaking about how he sees women, RPatz said: “I’m not mushy but I have a romantic soul. Having grown up with two older sisters I have a deep respect for women. Sex and feeling for me go hand in hand.”
Excuse us while we throw up in the bin.
“This is me, just me. I’m not interested in casual relationships, I need to know people. I’m not making an existential statement here: simply, I want a family, with two or three kids…”
So we’re guessing a quick snog at the bus stop won’t cut it for you then Rob? That’s fine; we’ll marry you and have your babies, just as long as you don’t talk about existentialism.
Click next to see what Rob had to say about Kristen Stewart…