As you do…
Oh that Robert Pattinson he is one sexy bit isn’t he? If he’s not waxing lyrical about how bad he smells, being boring or snotting in Reese Witherspoon’s hair; he’s telling the world how much he loves working with poo.
Rob, we have a message for you: Try as you might, nothing you can say or do will make us fancy you any less, DEAL WITH IT.
In a recent interview with Collider, Rob spoke about working with elephant poo while filming Water For Elephants:
"I don't mind working with poop at all. I have a natural propensity to work on big piles of poop. I'm very familiar with it.
“I don't know why I wasn't grossed out by it, at all. Because everything felt so authentic all the time, you just accept it, as part of the world."
Rob we have a bit of a problem in our third floor men’s loo, fancy swinging by and sorting it out for us then?
Click next to see how Rob managed to keep his elephant co-star smitten.