Pants, peeing, bananas and socks – Tom has all bases covered.
"I just tried to blow a crumb off my laptop and spat out a bunch of cereal on it instead."
Well aren't they better than reading some idiot pop star retweeting how much everyone loves them? Er yes, yes it is. So we say thank you for the words Tom. Thank you.
Love @tommcfly's tweets? Do they make the world a better place? Oh you know it!