We won't be doing a Britney any time soon then. Not that we're in the habit of shaving our heads.
One Direction's Niall Horan is a bit of a fetishist it would seem, and what is it he lusts after? Hair. Of the head variety. We're pretty sure he's not into chewbacca. We don't really see bestiality being his thing.
When Heat asked him what his favourite part of a girls body was he said: "Her hair. I have a hair fetish." You can play with our hair any time you like Niall.
So does he have a preferred colour. "Brunette" he said. Now before you all go rushing off to buy some brown hair dye we ask you to first, please, consider your colouring!
Some of us on Sugarscape would love to be Niall's perfect brunette woman but it's just not in the stars. We've tried it out and ghostly is not the word. We're convinced if we met him we could persuade him that a light sandy brown or blonde can be rather pleasing to the eye too. Just putting it out there.
We always knew he was a bit cheeky. He also said: "I love a good bum." Watch our interview with Niall for more on, errr, that matter!
So his ideal woman is a brunette with a good rear? So he'd love Rihanna then? Who doesn't?
What do you think? Did you have Niall down as a bum man? Do you prefer having longer or shorter hair?