T'is the season to be pervy
There are many things we love about Christmas; obviously all the food is the main one, but it's closely followed by the Sugarscape Ladvent Calendar, which is nothing but an excuse to gawp at beautiful blokes and say it's all for the magic of Christmas.
Day 1, is Mr Zayn Malik.
Here he is.
Let us marvel at his mesmerising hair; is it soft? Would it be rock hard to touch? When will it stop growing?
It's hard to say.
Let us wonder at the chiselled jaw line and moody stare.
What are you thinking, Zayn? Are you wondering about life's inspirations and what holds you down and brings you up? What knocks you back and what lifts your spirit?
Are you concocting another one of you moving tweets in your mind right now?
Or are you wondering if you left the hob on in the flat?
Still, pretty dreamy.
Check back tomorrow for Ladvent Day 2!