We like to think it wouldn't take us that long *leans back and stretches*


We live in a cruel world where the chances of most of us getting to spend more than a few mere minutes with One Direction are about as strong as the chances of Lindsay Lohan changing her name to Tits McGee (although she is the type who’d do most things for some cash).

Handily then, Louis Tomlinson has revealed to We Love Pop magazine how he can be won over in five minutes.

One Direction Louis Tomlinson

“Prove that you’re fun,” he told them.

“Have a laugh and you need to laugh at my jokes – but don’t make yourself too available.

“[The last girl I gave my number to] looked good, but it wasn’t actually that. She wasn’t like ‘Oooh you’re famous!’ "

One direction's Louis Tomlinson

“She was dead cool, so that’s why I asked for her number.”

Got that? Don’t acknowledge that he’s famous, have loads of fun but in a non-enthusiastic and uber cool way, but don’t forget to laugh at his jokes.

JESUS LOUIS. DEMANDING MUCH?

Louis: Harry is always bringing girls over

Harry: Louis randomly grabs my bum!