So don't even think about trying it.
Not what he usually likes to find in his bed, Frankie Cocozza has yet again got his knickers in a twist following a crisp related prank in the Celebrity Big Brother house.
The crisp culprit stayed quiet as Frankie lost the plot, "Seriously just fess up to it," Cocozza demanded. "If someone don't tell me who put crisps in my bed I'm gonna go mad!"
Hours later Nicola McLean confessed to doing the deed claiming "I thought you of all people would find it funny and I wanted to remind you of being with the lads." Obviously not Nicola, or were you hiding under a rock while he ranted?
But fear not, Frankie has vowed revenge on Nicola, so expect some good telly sometime this week.