What more could anyone want? Err..
If that sounds like the perfect addition to the collection of family photographs and ceramic cats on your mantelpiece, all you'll need is a mere £65,000 to get your mits on Niall's semi-masticated toast.
Sorry, HOW MUCH?
We're not sure about you, but our piggy banks don't have 65p for a bag of wotsits, let alone £65,000 for a hunk of Niall's toast.
As far as we know, Niall is a bit of a foodie, but after spitting out the Aussie delicacy during a TV interview, the leftovers were hastily snapped up to be auctioned off on eBay for Australian charity YoungCare.
While the auction started at 64p, within 3 hours it had risen to a whopping £32,049 and all hell broke loose with a bidding war that has now risen to a massive £65,000.
After hearing how much you can get for a half eaten bit of toast, we'll have to remember to get the lads to lick a bag load of smarties next time we see them.
Click NEXT to see the video of the Vegemite incident for yourself..