That or he has shares in SheWee Ltd.
Harry Styles is a strange boy, and not just because of his four nipples, reeaallah sllooohh vooohce, and love of older women. Hazza also has a special fondness for the Shewee.
Shewee? We hear you cry. What the hell is that and how to we make ourselves as much like one as possible?
Well Scapers: “Shewee is the award winning portable urinating device for women. Shewee allows women to urinate whilst standing and without removing clothes.” Beautiful.
So impressed is the One Direction singer with the Shewee range that he can’t help but spread the word. In the past he has tweeted his support with: “It lightens up my day when I see @sheweeLtd in my timeline.”
He even recommended the products to Jameela Jamil when she was concerned she might wet herself with excitement at a Michael Jackson tribute concert.
“Well @jameelajamil I suggest @sheeweeLtd’s absorbent range of pouches.”
As anyone in the public eye will know, once you give a brand enough love the freebies will soon start flying in (hello Nando’s and Jammy Dodgers, we love your work); and this week Harry tweeted that he had a very special treat waiting in his room for him.
“Just found a box of SheWees in my room...”
Well spread the love Hazza, we’re busting over here and stuck writing stories about you.
*If Directioners could make throwing Shewees at Harry "a thing", we’d love you all forever.*