Another week, another 1D penis story.


Famous people are a strange bunch who seem to feel need to take pictures of themselves naked a lot of the time. It’s almost like they want the internet to see their peepees and vajayjays.

One person’s whose willy you won’t be seeing is Louis Tomlinson’s (sorry), who told Top of the Pops that he’s never sent a picture of his rude bits to a girl.

“I don’t think I have, no!” said the One Direction fitlinson.

“That’s quite risky – especially now! So no taking pictures of my wiener!

"I think it’s a bit childish and immature to do that sort of thing, to be honest.”

Alright grown up, when did you suddenly become so mature? Now shut up and show us your bum.

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