We’d quite like to give Lou a “special cuddle”...
Finding out about how babies are made is a joy for all young people. And by “joy” we mean completely awkward and involving red faced parents.
“I don’t think my parents ever sat me down to tell me about it. They used to call it a ‘special cuddle’ when people made babies!” he told Top of the Pops mag.
“I suppose I just learnt about it from mates and stuff.”
By "mates" do you mean Harry, by any chance? Because we’ve got a feeling we could teach you a different way from him, Louis. Come on over and we’ll run through the basics.
Eurgh we just shuddered at our sleaziness.