They can try to hide but we'll always find them. In a totally non-threatening way.
One Direction are tugging on our heartstrings and twanging at our misery-glands being so far away in New York at the moment, where they played a matinee show at the Beacon Theatre in Manhattan over the weekend.
Despite the hundreds of girls waiting outside and a massive team of security surrounding them, Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles looked pretty chilled out arriving at the venue.
Honestly, that boy's hair has more layers than an onion covered in papier-mâché, and EVERYONE'S WEARING THE SAME SHOES.
Once inside for their soundcheck, the fans outside couldn't keep the boys away from the windows, with Louis asking "anyone who is outside the beacon please chant 'we love marco' :) xxx" on his Twitter.
Niall was probably just scoping out the quickest route to a chicken shop.
The boys are in the US on tour until the beginning of July.
We'll just have to make do with this until they come back.
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