One Direction infection has not spread inside Liam’s pants...
Being a One Direction fan really is a journey of love and enlightenment. If it wasn’t for this lot who would have known that koalas carry Chlamydia?
After pictures were taken of the boys holding these little balls of furry gorgeousness without so much as a condom on their hands and Liam Payne made a bad joke; the media went crazy worrying that STDs were brewing in their pants.
During an interview with Hot 995 the boys were asked to clear up the Chlamydia rumours and Liam jumped at the chance to ensure everyone that his willy was all in check.
“Koalas are very susceptible to Chlamydia – it’s a commonly known fact about koala bears," said Liam.
“It’s a hidden secret,” added Louis Tomlinson.
“I made a very bad joke like ‘I hope we don’t get Chlamydia off this koloa bear, huh huh, huh’,” continued Liam. “And in the newspaper the next day I had Chlamydia.”
“It was a really bad joke,” added Zayn Malik.
“It was a really bad joke and now everybody thinks that I have Chlamydia!” moaned Paynester, before confirming that he is “STD free!”
Well thank God for that, Liam Payne is STD free after having unprotected cuddles with a koala.Yup, STD free, as we are sure all members of boybands the world over are.