Another hard-hitting news piece from Sugarscape
One Direction are really frickin' far away at the moment, and when the objects of your affections are so distant, it's hard not to let the mind wander.
For example, Niall Horan's been tweeting about his recent joy in visiting Charlotte; a charming sounding place in North Carolina. But if you read the tweets and imagine that Charlotte is a girl, it all becomes a lot seedier.
WHICH WE LOVE.
Honestly Niall, will Charlotte really appreciate you tweeting during such an intimate moment? Is she aware you're making a show out of the whole experience tomorrow? Isn't that a bit crass?
After all that drama with making her 'perform' in front of an audience, you're now late to sexy-times? Shocking behaviour. Considering you're making a public stunt of your escapades with this woman tomorrow, we wouldn't worry so much about people being able to hear you guys through the walls for now.
She probably needs a bit of a rest too.
See? That was fun wasn't it? You can get back to whatever you were doing now. Thanks.
Niall Horan looking HOT in his array of polo-shirts
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