Just a request for any future boys who want to reject us.
We’re sitting here trying to think of things that are less fun than getting dumped and right now we’re struggling. Maybe stepping on a plug or getting poked in the eye are on par, but definitely not worse.
Anyway Scapers, you’ll be happy to know we’ve finally found a man who is capable of breaking up with someone and doing it in such a way that’s... you know, not like an A-hole. Step forward Zayn Malik.
Speaking to OK! Magazine the One Direction hottie revealed: "You've got to be careful so you don't come across as arrogant. Say 'you don't want to ruin the friendship' or whatever. There's no point in leading someone on."
We wish we could say the same for a certain bandmate of his, ahem Harry Styles.
"I told someone I was gay once."
WELL WHAT A BLOODY SHOCKER.
Zayn, you can break up with us any time you like. Of course that means you’ll need to be our boyfriend first, but we think we’re OK with that.